NEW ASSET DETECTEDRH CHAIN // 1987

TRADER
CAT

$TCAT ↗

I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR
ANYTHING LESS THAN A 100X

*A BUTTON WITH NO FINANCIAL FUNCTION. THE CAT JUST LIKES BUTTONS.

CATVISION™CH.01 / LIVE

● REC MAIN FEED

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01 / CAT REFLEX TEST

FOLLOW THE
LASER.

Move the paw. Catch the dot 10 times before the one-minute clock hits zero.

HITS00 / 10

TIME00:60

LASER_CHASE.EXEDIFFICULTY: FELINE

NO MICE WERE HARMED
IN THIS SIMULATION

PAW SYSTEM READYUSE YOUR MOUSE OR FINGER TO MOVE THE PAW.

02 / THE TERMINAL

One cat. Nine lives. Zero stop losses.
Operate the desk with your keyboard.

TCAT_MARKET_WATCH.EXE_ □ ×

TRADER CAT / USD$0.00000900

+10,942.69%

VOLUME $9.99BHOLDERS 9,999CAT POWER MAX

CAT_OS / COMMAND●

> booting CAT/OS v9.0...

> connecting to ROBINHOOD CHAIN... OK

> warming paws... OK

> risk tolerance... UNREASONABLE

> target acquired: 100X

03 / IDENTIFICATION

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04 / THE ALLEY

Alpha, memes, and suspiciously confident chart analysis.